God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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