He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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