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say what?
wanna hang out?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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