New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Found your dick twin last night
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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