You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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