I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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