I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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