the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
