Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
