just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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