4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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