So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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