Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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