i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The air taste purple.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
