I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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