If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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