kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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