please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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