no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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