their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
love makes seman taste better
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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