it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
