The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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