I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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