Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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