Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE