Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating