If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
This is not my ceiling
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober