They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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