...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
"it" just moved
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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