just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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