OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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