I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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