Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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