why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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