it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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