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Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So vagazzling was a success
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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