OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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