We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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