plz talk dirty to me
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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