Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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