Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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