Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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