The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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