Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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