You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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