guys are not supposed to queef...right?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
