You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We were destined to go to rehab together
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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