I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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