Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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