I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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