thus making me awesome and them whores
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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