You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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