I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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