yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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