i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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