Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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