i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Found your dick twin last night
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
