I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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