he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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