um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
