I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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